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Listen "Dave", if that is your real name. Maybe you can dazzle ditzy Susan with your whole "make everything disappear except the two of you" trick. But I'm still here. You can't make me go away that easily! I know what you're after. I read your Facebook. (So, obviously, "Cavid Dopperfiled" didn't throw me off the track.) But the joke's on you, doofus. Susan's my sister, and all of the inheritance went to me. That's right. She's too dumb to adminiser a Blogspot account herself, let alone 314 million dollars. So unless you can make 128-bit encryption, and sealed vault, and a ton of security disappear, you ain't gettin' none of it. Also, I called my lawyer, and she said that "making things disappear" IS a prosecutable offense, so I called the police. And don't go trying to make my lack of lust for you disapeear, either. That's not gonna work, you sexy thing, you.
ReplyDeleteOh god!! Another Magic-wannabe-Fucktard. Let's watch you use your magic to stop me from kicking you in the balls. *Whack* HEY! Where'd he go?? Oh wait, right here on the floor crying and throwing up a little bit.
ReplyDeletewoo-weee but I could catch me a wave on that beautiful head of hair... tell me sir, how much is it to rent a surfboard? [giggle] wow you are a sweet piece of - Oh god, did I just say this out loud??
ReplyDeleteOh crap, I did. Sorry, I thought this was a thought-bubble...