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Sunday, October 11, 2009

Pick on Susan


5 comments:

  1. Look, I know that everyone says it's "I before E except after C," but that is just not true. I mean, your *neighbour* probably can't spell *beige* *either*. God. Who hired you, anyway? Oh right, my dad did.

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  2. Susan honey, I know you think that your toe is in Joe's crotch there, but it's actually in MY crotch. Yeah, I'm about two feet to the left of Joe. ...but hey, anyone could make that mistake, right?

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  3. See, this here is the oldest trick in the book. If you look right here at this page and read the first paragraph to yourself you will see just how easy it is to distract you while my friend steals your backpacks with your wallets, cell phones, ipods, and calculators.

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  4. Susan, darling, this is a fairytale book. Look, I know your daddy pulled a few strings to get you into law school, but could you at least not force all the other students to listen to your reading aloud unless it's a law textbook? Yeah, thanks.

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  5. Ok Susan, you have to stop saying "your mom" to me every time I talk about Homo erectus. This is Paleoanthropology 101, the joke's gonna get old real fast.

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