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Don't do it, man! There will be other opportunities for promotion! We still need you here! Think of your famil--damn. He jumped.
ReplyDeleteGreat, he's at it again. And guess which body part is poised to land on me first... again!
ReplyDeleteAlright, who keeps switching the labels on the decaf coffee? You know Jorge can't handle caffeine!
ReplyDeleteOh great, that salesperson told him his Armani suit jacket would allow him to "do anything"... so he took it literally and now he's using it as a parachute.
ReplyDeleteLook at him, jumping around like he won the lottery. "HEY RETARD!! YOU WON AT SOLITAIRE, WOOPDEDOOO! WE'VE ALL WON, MANY TIMES, IT'S NOTHING SPECIAL!! NOW COME BACK INSIDE AND GET TO WORK BEFORE YOU GET CANNED!" I swear this guy's never gonna make it through his probation period.
ReplyDeleteI now have you trapped in my invisible web Mr. Wayne! Mwahahaha!
ReplyDelete"God, you gotta respect Herman. When he said he would never let those dirty terrorists hit another building he really meant it. That said, I think the plane's got this one."
ReplyDeleteYeah man, I think he's wearing brown shoes with black pants... I mean, HELLOOO??? I'd jump too, if I had that kind of fashion sense.
ReplyDeleteHey look! It's Gerry trying to re-create the album cover for Leo Sayer's "Enless Flight." All he needs is an afro and he'd be spot on!
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