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Saturday, January 30, 2010
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Hi, um, I checked with the prime minister, and he doesn't have any idea who you are. While we agree with you that you're unquestionably very pretty, the prime minister doesn't run that kind of show, at least when there are photojournalists on board. So we're going to need you to either deplane right now using a parachute or deeply inhale a sedative solution that security keeps on board.
ReplyDeleteUm.. excuse me. I hate to bother you like this, but I really need to ask you to put your shoes back on. I know you are probably accustomed to your own stink, but I've already had 3 passengers throw up, and the co-pilot actually passed out. Please, for the safety of everyone on board, put your shoes back on!!
ReplyDeleteHarrow? uh, you ever hear of the Mile High Club? ah hmmm?
ReplyDeleteHomie, You so pimped out in dat ride. Word, bro. Word.
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