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Sunday, February 21, 2010

"Simon says" champion of the office

3 comments:

  1. So I says to her, "Really? Well mine is THIS big!"

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  2. ha! ha! ha! I know, I know. it's awesome when our enormous capitalist appetites gulp up smaller, more useful companies in fits of imperialistic fervour! We should all get up and pat ourselves on the back! We made 8 trillion more dollars today! whoopeee! We can go home to our spouses and pools and helicopter landing pads and think about how empty our lives are even with all this wealth! and tomorrow, I expect you to come in feeling propelled to consume EVEN MORE!!

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  3. Thank you.. Thank you... and now for my next trick, I'm going to make this retarded, annoying, good-for-nothing office slut of a blonde to my right disappear. *Blonde runs out crying* See!! Thank you.. I'll be here all week, be sure to tip your secretary.

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