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I don't care if it's too late now anyway; I still refuse to get the vaccine!
ReplyDeleteTake it from me kids, no matter how "a propos" you think it may be for your line of work, tattooing 75% of your face is not a good career move if you wear a tie to work.
ReplyDeleteHi, I'm Don, and I'm here to talk to you about proper workplace safety. Here are some rules that should keep you safe in the workplace.
ReplyDelete1)Do NOT replace the contents of the water cooler with vodka.
2)Do NOT stick anything into anything labeled "Glory Hole" no matter where you see it.(And no matter how drunk you are)
3)NEVER pass out on the couch at the office Christmas party, especially if there is a doctor and a tattoo artist present.
Hey, check it out! I had money tattooed on my face in skull fashion! I call it, "Death and Taxes"!
ReplyDeleteYeah... I couldn't really think of a better way to alienate people.
Hey guys, I'm so awesome I sleep on a big pile of money every night! Take that, Communism! What's that you say? Nonsense! The ink isn't doing anything funny to my skin. Now shaddup & do capitalistic things, my fellow 80s Reganauts!
ReplyDeleteThey call me... Bill.
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