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Tuesday, September 22, 2009

Kevin Hunter - Babe


9 comments:

  1. Hey honey! You see that girl there on the bars?? Why can't you do that?

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  2. Well, don't be too impressed with her. I super-glued her hands and feet to the bars like that.

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  3. Sure she looks innocent when she grapples you with those baby-blue's, but we genetically engineered her to fight zombies, vampires, AND lawyers, so...

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  4. Oh, we also trained and engineered her to fight Kevin. Oh you know, that squidbearshark that keeps throwing our garbage all over the back alley?

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  5. Um, yeah, after the whole pea soup incident, and the crab-walking down the stairs really fast, and the crawling upside down on the ceiling, I'm wondering if she's totally... you know, okay. What was the name of the preschool you signed her up for again? B.L. Zebub? Hmmm... I just don't know...

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  6. Ok, that's it. She's been frozen like that for 48 hours. We have to call in Confuse-a-Kid.

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  7. haha, OK honey, stop looking at mommy now... stop looking at mommy. Looking at mommy doesn't win you an Olympic medal at the 2012 Summer games, now, does it? Looking at mommy won't get you a lifetime of screaming coaches and body image issues, will it?? Looking at mommy won't delay puberty for another 15 years in an attempt to keep an unreasonably low centre of gravity in order for you to win those Olympic medals, will it!? WILL IT?!?
    hmmm this comment suddenly became unfunny...

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  8. Oh yeah, she SEEMS sweet and cute... until you make the mistake of telling her she is, and then she just hangs there forever going, “Look at me, look, look! Loooook aaaat meeeee!!!” and you’re saying, “Yeah honey, I see you. Good job!” while thinking, “Dear sweet lord, could you just be 18 already and seek your validation through drugs, drink and casual sex?” They grow up fast, but not fast enough, I says.

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  9. Oh that? No, that's not a gymnast pole... that's a stripper pole. Yeah, we're actually looking at her sideways. yup, yup, she's quite good.

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