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Monday, September 28, 2009
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Ah, ok. Y'see, there's yer problem right there...
ReplyDeleteHoly crap! They've found a way to turn gas back into money! The economy is saved!
ReplyDeleteIf I had a dollar for ever time somebody stuck a dollar in my gas tank.... I'd have one dollar.
ReplyDeleteGod, it's so degrading when they do that. Listen, ladies, I'm not a piece of meat you can have your way with just because you stick dollar bills in my fuel tank. I have feelings, a family, an education. I know you're expressing admiration for my sexy car, but I'm more than just my car. I'm a human being!
ReplyDeleteYeah it's really bizarre... Like, it's making these sad little coughing sounds as they come out. I should probably take it in to the mechanic, but at the same time, I really don't want to...
ReplyDeleteAwww, Ryan. You tumbling, tumbling dickweed. How are we gonna make it all the way to Vegas on ONE lousy dollar? You didn't even put it in properly! See how it's sticking way out like that? Here, lemme... I think I've got a hundred in my wallet.
ReplyDeleteYeah, there's a tiny person in there, slowly pushing out dollar bills for no damn reason. How do I know? I can see his beady little eyes when I look inside. One time he even waved! ...Anyways, I really have to go to work, but I'm not sure how he'll react to a gas fill-up.
ReplyDeleteWow! A US dollar bill just popped out of my gas tank! Like to see a Loonie try that!
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