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I'm just a white guy pretending to be a black guy who wants to be a white guy. On E.
ReplyDeleteI caught the bouquet! I caught the bouquet!
ReplyDeleteCheck out this dance I learned in Thailand. A non-Thai gang of pickpocketers taught this to me.
ReplyDeleteOhhhh GOD it feels so good to be gay!!!
ReplyDelete"I have cooked the food and I have served it. Now it is time for me dance, dance, dance my way into the hearts and beds of some loose hippie women."
ReplyDelete"Traditions, traditions. Without our traditions our lives would be as shaky as, as... as a fiddler on the roof! "
ReplyDelete*walks away* ...
*comes back* ...
"If I were a rich man,
Ya ha deedle deedle, bubba bubba deedle deedle dum"
"I love Wedding party Table Tennis!!! .... And...... SERVE!"
ReplyDeleteYour so much fun to dance with.. oh wait, your a chair..
ReplyDelete"Hey babe... you come here often? Looking fine - oh woah, there goes my arm! Yeah, sorry, it just does that from time to time! Almost knocked out a caterer earlier... hahaha crazy eh?? Sooo... You wanna maybe get with me in the bathroom?"
ReplyDelete*hick* I'm gunna give y'all my best Carlton dance...arrre u ready? Oh yeah, oh yeah, straight up 80's style *hick*
ReplyDeleteI'm so freeee! This move is my "Super-Fun-OHGODILOVEIT-Rainbow Windmill". I inadvertenly discovered it when my step-dad Ray tried to beat the shit out of me after I told him I got the lead in my senior high school production, "Joseph's Technicolor Dreamcoat". He didn't even get close though, I'm totally serious. This sexy shit I'm doing with my arms combined with my out-of-this-world smile scared that redneck so fabulously, he holed up in the garage with 46 beer for 2 days and we haven't talked since! Who's the fag now, am I right?
ReplyDeleteYou are no match for my Whirling Arms Style Kung-Fu!
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