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Thursday, September 3, 2009

Striped tie, headset, and a cubicle - Babe


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24 comments:

  1. Babe Lloyd03 September, 2009 22:00

    Sorry sir, I gotta put you on hold. That frickin bike courier is scoping my girlfri--I mean, Zahra again.

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  2. Babe Lloyd03 September, 2009 22:00

    I hate when people wear the same shirt as me. ... No, I don't CARE if it's a chick! ... I know, I TOLD them it drives me MAD! I TOLD them!!! I'm gonna spaz out WoW-kid style here!!!! No, I CAN'T sit down!!!!!

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  3. Holden Daniels03 September, 2009 22:00

    Show me the money!!!!

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  4. Babe Lloyd03 September, 2009 22:01

    Sell! SELLLLLLLLL!!!!!! ... Damn it.

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  5. Babe Lloyd03 September, 2009 22:01

    Don't make me tie-hypnotize you! Dont make me--OH THAT'S IT! I am coming over there and I am going to tiepnotize you. ... After my shift

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  6. Trev03 September, 2009 22:02

    Yes, sir. She's watching porn on company time again!! It's the 3rd time this week and I'm sick of seeing Dudes getting pounded by horses!! And what's worse is if I can't see it, I can still hear it through her headphones! I'm looking at her computer right now and she's at www.stallionsridingstuds.com. Yes, sir, it's also distracting our retarded copy boy, he hasn't done anything all week but walk in circles around her desk and then go to the bathroom.

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  7. Julie03 September, 2009 22:02

    "Oh please for the love of GOD, if I have to apologize for not living up to some asshole's service expectation one more time, I'm going to throw myself through this FRIGGIN window beside me to my bloody death out of this piece of shit cubicle hell hole forev...."Good afternoon, Telus customer service, how may I help you?""

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  8. Babe Lloyd03 September, 2009 22:03

    No, they still have not noticed that I'm wearing no pants. I'm even standing up now. ... I know, hey? I mean, what does it take to get fired around here? I've already poached all Susan's clients by looking over her shoulder.

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  9. Babe Lloyd03 September, 2009 22:03

    Oh! ... I wet 'em.

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  10. Catherine03 September, 2009 22:03

    "Ok sir, that's right, just plug your modem back in now and we'll see if the power light - WOAH... I'm sorry sir. I have to stop you there. Those trees outside... they're calling me. My god, I'm so sorry, but I'm getting an INTENSE urge to go frolic in the woods like a forest nymph. Good luck with your internet problem, though." [click]

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  11. Babe Lloyd03 September, 2009 22:04

    All right, now let me know when the ADSL light comes on... OH GOD! Who let that one rip? WHEW! Damn, that's nasty. Sandra was that you again? Nice one, girl! You go hard! nghghth... oh god, that made me gag a little. Almost threw up there. God I love this office. Oh, so the ADSL light is on now? Ok good...

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  12. Babe Lloyd03 September, 2009 22:04

    {whispering} No, seriously, I just woke up here mom. No, I don't know! ... No, this isn't like last time. This time I got her name AND we went back to MY place, mom. No, I don't know what city I'm in. Listen, I'm just going to stand up slowly and edge toward the door. Wait, I can't see a door. Ok, mom: I see trees. And a a brown-skinned guy. Wait, and a dark-skinned girl too. Holy f*** mom, WHERE AM I?!

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  13. Catherine03 September, 2009 22:04

    "So the ADSL light should be on and - oh wow. I see Sandra's wearing that pink thong I like so much... ohhhhh yeah... I just love these low-waisted pants they make us wear here - HEY JIMMY! Get over here and see this! ...Uh, anyways, the ADSL light should be on..."

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  14. Catherine03 September, 2009 22:05

    Hmm that's weird. Why does this microphone smell like fear and lies? ...Oh right, I work for telus.

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  15. Babe Lloyd03 September, 2009 22:05

    Ok, so, now restart the computer and tell me when it's restarted. ... Ohhh yeah, I see Sandra's wearing that pink thong I gave her. So hot. You should see her when she's wearing just that thong. Hm? Yeah, that's right, Sandra Thompson! You have seen her in it? High-fives dude! Woooo! I know, freakin'' smokin! We're going to the club tonight, dude, you should come out! Wicked! Right on. Hm? Oh yeah, you know what? That modem is crap. I'll send you a better one for free. Oh yeah, no sweat bro.

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  16. Eve03 September, 2009 22:06

    "There's this cube on the screen which bounces around all day. And sometimes, it looks like it's going right in the corner of the screen and at the last minute it hits the wall and bounces away. We are all just dying to see it go right into the corner. Pam claims that she saw it one day when she was alone in the conference room. Okay. I believe she thinks she saw it."
    (Jim Halpert- The Office)

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  17. Double-A Ron03 September, 2009 22:07

    I swear Ms. Luhndale, this is NOT a tactic to get out of paying your claim. My tie is honestly caught in the paper shredder.

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  18. Kris03 September, 2009 22:07

    Dude you have to check out the bush on the chick, its like a porcupine!

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  19. Rachel04 September, 2009 00:19

    hurry quick! ape-man just broke loose and he's going after cindy....

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  20. Mel Gall04 September, 2009 00:22

    That...computer... is so *hot*!!

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