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My mom sent me over here to make you feel bad about not having children. I can see it's not working. I'll key your car now.
ReplyDeleteMommy says this is made from soylent greeeen!!! I looove soylent greeeen!!
ReplyDeleteMmmmm... I'm going to dip this chicken nugget into this enormous vat of elk's blood that I have here! 'Cause that's what little vampires like me need to grow big and strong!
ReplyDeleteYes, that man is standing facing into the corner because I psychically compelled him to. He was not a nice man. Betcha didn't know child vampires could do that! Now bring me a virgin. Redhead, preferably.
ReplyDeleteOh hai, I'm going to rip your face off now.
ReplyDeleteAnd just as the Blue Man was offered up unto He Who Walks Behind the Rows, so shall be the unbelievers! Would you like to play with me??
ReplyDeleteI'm a hyper hypo.
ReplyDeleteHeeeyyyy, Sister Agatha. You're looking pretty sexy right now, all up in that habit of yours. Mmmm... the threat of hell fire won't stop me from undressing your prudish ass with my sinful little eyes. You know, this bread's pretty stale; what say you we get out of the orphanage for some fresh air, hmm?
ReplyDeleteMmmmm... genetically modified food served in a polycarbonate container. Makes me extra ADD-y.
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