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Sunday, September 13, 2009

Accidental date on the wrong date - Babe


7 comments:

  1. So I was told that there was an office-wide meeting in here.  Where the hell is everyone else?? Unless you sent that e-mail to me only?? Is this a date?? Well I guess we do have some things in common, we both have no name, and blue coffee cups. But you know what, that smile's a little creepy. I'm OUT!"

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  2. <span>haha! So yeah, she totally took me seriously when I told her the next time she does something, to ask herself if it was good for the company.  Which is hilarious, because I didn't think there was a person alive who didn't realize that that phrase was just a massive joke concocted by the CEOs of the world to stress their employees out.  ...But yeah, anyways, she's back to stealing Post-it notes. </span>

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  3. So Susan, did you know there's a fuzzy line connecting your nipple to my nipple?

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  4. So I have this weird feeling that we've been asked here today to be photographed, and that our photograph will somehow end up on a blog called contestwithnoprize.com and people will put speech balloons above our heads and comment on what they think we're saying. HAHAHAHAHA [laughs nervously] ..yeah, no, that's crazy, right? yeah, that's crazy...

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  5. Hi ummm, Janet the new marketing manager, right? Ahem, hi. I’m Anthony from the... um, mailroom. You’re right, I’m not supposed to be up here.... but yeah, I grabbed a cup and a pad of paper and they let me in. Anyway... listen, uhh... I know it’s not my place, but I thought of some ideas for the company that you might like. So... uhhh, yeah... okay, here goes. One: Flame Retardant Dog Spray; you’ll never have to worry about accidentally lighting your dog on fire again. Two: Meatball ice cream; that one speaks for itself. Three: Gorilla Translation Machine; so you don’t have to wonder what the hell those apes are saying when you’re throwing garbage at them at the zoo. Four: Toilet Paper. Oh. Uhhh... nope, that’s just something I have to pick up on the way home. Five: .... I’m sorry what?.... This is an insurance firm? Ohh... uh, okay, ahem. I thought that... ugh, so stupid, STUPID! I spent so much time and... ohhh, God...well.... umm, oh, as an insurance firm the Flame Retardant Dog Spray is good though... right? Like for people who insure their dogs or whatever? Why are you smiling at me like that?

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  6. Heh heh, we have matching cups, isn't that cool? Wanna go out?

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  7. Hi, I'm a minority too. They like to photograph us together to make the company look multicultural.

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