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Cthulu is upon you! Bow and be spared!
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ReplyDeleteWe.... are definitely crackers.
ReplyDeleteMy mommy has seperation issues.
ReplyDeleteWhat? You're looking at us as if this isn't normal. ...Seriously, what?!? See, we're both smiling, there's nothing wrong or unusual about this situation, everything's fine. Normal and fine and not unusual at all.
ReplyDeleteWhat can I say? They started a c-section, I didn't want to leave, they didn't want to force me. Everyone wins.
ReplyDeleteAlso, don't fuck with me. I bleed acid.
And everyone said that Tinky Winky was the gay Teletubby. How come he's my Dad then, huh? Yeah, I know Michael Jackson has kids too, what's your point?
ReplyDeleteOnce I finish assimilating this pathetic human, my plans for world domination will be nearly complete. Ha Ha Ha H... oops I pooped a little. :(
ReplyDeleteTell my mom to return this defective Snugie post-haste!
ReplyDeleteBe nice to be able to move my friggin arms and legs here!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteOh God, not again! I hope no one sees me in this stupid thing ...
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