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Dammit, don't tell me that I can only shoot this gun if I have alien DNA in me...
ReplyDelete{grumble mutter grumble} I'll show HER "he's got such big guns" {mutter mutter grumble}
ReplyDeleteNow that I'm about to fire it for the first time, I'm suddenly concerned about the recoil for some reason.
ReplyDeleteYou call that a gun?? Now THIS is a gun!
ReplyDeleteListen, this Gulliver fellow has caused just about as much fuss around here as I'm willing to tolerate. It's time someone used his own weapon against him.
ReplyDeleteAlright, Now someone just get Old Yeller to sit still! Ok puppy, I got a sweet dose of murder for ya.
ReplyDeleteYeah, this thing has a high tendency to fire randomly, drop bullets even though the chamber is closed, and occasionally fire backwards into the user's face, but fuck me it's big!!! and I'll be damned if bigger isn't better!!
ReplyDeleteLe bang. Le dead. Tabernac!
ReplyDelete"Say Hello to My Little Friend!"
ReplyDeleteNow I'll just wait for them to make the bullets to fit this thing so I can shoot Kevin the bear-squid-shark that's been terrorizing my farm.
ReplyDelete"God damn socialist Nazi bastard! Appointing czars and creating citizen Nazi armies. I'm gonna show him by exercising my rights and sitting here with my pappies special gun on this log here while we rally and rage outside his little talkity talk with them fancy words he uses....I'll give him a need for medicare that Zimbaru born fancypants, no good trickster, Letterman appearing, Kanye disrespecting Gay lover!! All praise be unto Glenn Beck!
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