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Monday, September 21, 2009

Frozen at blank screen - Babe


6 comments:

  1. For the last time, Susan, yes, it's wonderful that you've kept your desk tidy for a whole month now. We're all very impressed. ... Ugh, I can't take it anymore, Cindy! No, I've got to tell her. Susan, listen. We know you're the boss's niece, ok? So that's why your desk is so tidy: because she hasn't given you any real work to do! Comment about our company on other people's blogs? THAT's been your project full time for the past month. See, let me tell you what the rest of us do. WORK. We have to call people, do research, apply for permits, set up meetings, GO to meetings... I'm sorry, what? No no, of course I still want to go out with you.

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  2. Hey Pam, have you gotten a load of this new girl?? She's been working here for 3 weeks and still hasn't turned on her computer. Seriously! She's sitting there right now typing away at a blank screen. I know she can hear me talking to you, but she just keeps sitting and typing. I think they're creating a clone workforce in that room in the basement that no one's allowed into. No, I'm serious! Watch! I'm gonna bounce this elastic band right off her forehead, and she'll just keep sitting there typing away. *Twang* SEE! She didn't even blink!

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  3. WHAT THE HELL?!?!?! Did you guys' computers just shut down all of a sudden? Mine too! HO-LY SHIT. Seriously if my spreadsheet didn't save I'm so going to friggin' KILL SOMEONE!

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  4. Ok everyone, it's time. Let's go kill ourselves.

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  5. Ok, I've been watching her fingers intently for a long time now. She is definitely tpying "All work and no play makes Susan a dull girl" over and over. Just back away from your desk slowly, Cindy.

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  6. Ahhhhh, fraig. The power’s out on my computer too... Yes, I was working on something important. It’s a graph illustrating the correlation between how good looking someone is and their ability to get away with almost anything. See, I theorize that the uglier you are, the more you get called on your bullshit. Reversely, the more beautiful or handsome you are, the more you are forgiven for antics like say, telling racist jokes at Grandma’s funeral or admitting to your girlfriend that you think about her sister when you’re—Oh, you meant “work related”. Ah.

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