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WHAT THE FUCK?? The last solid memory I have is drinking some green, glowy shit out of a test tube and dancing like a bastard!!
ReplyDeleteJust give me my coffee and I'll be fine...
ReplyDeleteI AM SHARKBEARSQUID!!!!
ReplyDeleteWRAHAAHAHAHAWHAHWHAA!!!!
[narrator] Geneticists have now created the world's second real pokemon. Originally they were going to name it "Sharkbearsquid", but they later settled on "Kevin".
ReplyDeleteBWAAAAaaaahhhh.... How come nobody wants to play with me?
ReplyDelete*YAAAAAAAAAWWWWNNNNNNNN*
ReplyDelete"Well, I've got a face that a mother would find hard to love but somehow I keep getting love letters from some Catherine girl."
ReplyDeletewaaaaagh.... life just wouldn't be worth living if Catherine didn't love me... I grant her three wishes... and a lifetime of great sex.
ReplyDeleteI swear! I warned her when she was hitting on me that I'm a tender and considerate lover but that sometimes my deep animal instincts kick in during sex! Waaaugh! Catherine! Come back to me! I didn't mean to rend you limb from limb! I miss those little things you did for me in bed!
ReplyDelete... except for that one thing you did with your big toe. I don't miss that.
ReplyDeleteI'll get you next time MANBEARPIG!!!
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