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Hey, wait... have you noticed that there is absolutely nobody else in this whole hospital? Wanna do gurney donuts then make out in the geriatric ward?
ReplyDeleteWeeeeeee!! I love gurney-racing!!
ReplyDeleteSo, come here often?
ReplyDeleteLook at us. We're sitting around while people are DYING!
ReplyDeleteGod, this place is so depressing, hey? ... So, Hooters for lunch?
ReplyDelete"Yesterday, when I was in the O.R. during a quadruple bypass, the doctor asked for the scalpel and I put my cock in his hand instead!! You shoulda seen his face!! It was priceless."
ReplyDeleteIt's funny how the smell of urine and formaldehyde can make a person slide subconsciously into a sexually inviting posture, isn't it?
ReplyDeleteNo, I don't work here. Why? Do you?
ReplyDelete"Yes, Caroline! I've seen your new shoes. You've already shown me, like ten TIMES! gaawwwwwd."
ReplyDelete"Wow Jen, i mean usually hermaphrodites don't sport such gigantic cocks.....but the real question Jen, and please don't take offense but how in Gods name do you blur it out like that?"
ReplyDelete"Good lord, you don't even try anymore. At least it used to take a few Bacardi breezers and some KFC but now....i mean, ewwww i wouldn't be surprised if your hips are just locked like that now."
ReplyDeleteThat was great, I mean...WOW. I especially loved what you did with that stethiscope! Whew! Wanna go outside for a smoke?
ReplyDelete"So I said to the guy, no mate, you can't just take a scalpel and walk around with it pretending you're Rambo and - woah, Jen... Did you just... did you just quife?"
ReplyDelete[woman] Oh jesus, Greg, see that light down there at the end of that tunnel? Would you go toward it please?
ReplyDelete"Wow, i mean holy shit crap fuck WOW! I can't believe that 2012 movie got it right......anyways, what ya say we get back to repopulating this world?"
ReplyDeleteWould you mind if you took your picture? i promise i wont put it on the internet!
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