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Wednesday, September 23, 2009

Borat Meets Bond - PearTree

9 comments:

  1. I'll take "The Rapists" for $800.

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  2. I'll take "The Penis Mightier" for $1000, Alex.

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  3. K, I know this is for comments and stuff but that is mother fucking Sean Connery isn't it? Good lord...

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  4. Are you SURE being in this movie is gonna get me fame and fortune?? I feel like a total Ass-Hat in this getup. I mean really, thigh high hooker boots, and G-string suspenders?? I feel like I should be holding a 14" dildo and not a gun.

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  5. Hi I'm Tom Selleck. You might remember me from such television gems as "The Rockford Files" and "Magnum PI." Catch me in my new blockbuster film "Sexy Desert Gypsy Warrior." Coming soon to theatres near you.

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  6. Oh hi, yeah, I'm here for the giant rave party. I believe it's called Burning Man?

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  7. "I can't beieve it's the 5 year anniversary of WWIII. Has it really been that long...Poor fools wander the land like zombies, Food and drink that aren't contaminated with radiation almost impossible to find and still I haven't been able to find this "Eden" i hear about from the dying lips of travellers lying amongst their burning caravans and dead loved ones. What i would give to taste a delicious rubarb crisp that policeman baked. My trusted gun for glass of wine and a game of battleship with Biker. Maybe a sweaty workout with ol' Army that wacky fool. Oh, to lose myself in the fire and maybe just in the eyes of cowboy out under the stars cooking beans and listening to the howls of the coyotes and the wind. Shhiiittt...and this point i'd eat some of that fucked up cauldron brew with that fuck Indian....even that would be special. But here I am ....Yup, life has not been easy for construction worker at all...."

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  8. "Look at my niplesh one more time and the sheal getsh it."

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  9. What? It's the mustache, isn't it? The mustache is too much, isn't it? Damn, I knew I should have trimmed it. Well, I understnad perfectly if you feel you have to go with someone else for your new Integrated Sector Systems Analyst.

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