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Friday, September 25, 2009
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Well, yeah, Amsterdam is fun and all, but it's just not the same without my two best friends. I miss you, Pork and Nibbler.
ReplyDeleteI don't know why everyone keeps asking me why I'm sad... Today is the best day of my life!
ReplyDelete...and then... and then... [sniffles] and then he wouldn't let me have a Kibbles....
ReplyDeleteAwe man, there's a really hot bitch on the other side of the road, and I can't go over and sniff her butt because my owner put this gay sweater on me. I'm never gonna get laid...
ReplyDelete*sigh*... I remember the days when people knew me as Mr. Wesley Weiner Wizzleteat the Third Esquire. I’d saunter down these streets with my human and heads would turn; people would whisper admirations and doggie treats would flow forth in abundance. Yep, I had it all... right down to the doggie tux, top hat and monocle. I was revered, damn it! Then I lost it all on a foolish bet and next thing I know, I’m fighting crows for a chance at pizza scraps in the alley way. What I wouldn’t give for one more day in my old life.... *sigh*
ReplyDeleteIt's either wait in the car and bark at people as they go by, or sit out on the street tied to this pole with this ridiculous sweater on. I wish they'd hurry up, I hate this...Starbucks Shmarbucks...! I'm gonna start drinking lattes.
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