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They laughed at the Wright brothers. They laughed at Thomas Edison. They laughed Ghandi, Steve Jobs, and the Chocolate Rain guy. So fine, let them laugh at me. As long as I win the love of the hairy lady with the sucker hands in the stands, it will all be worth it...
ReplyDeleteFuck, I am ROCKING this pink shirt and tie. Like seriously, look at me, ladies. ROCKING. And god but I am a beautiful specimen taking on this symbolic track that's really a symbol of the Rat Race I willingly participate in daily, from 9-5, sacrificing my dignity and individuality by convincing myself that it's all good and pure and let-the-best-man-win, and isn't-capitalism-just-good-plain-fun? and life is full of glorious T4 reports, Casual Fridays, and fucking Susan in Accounting...
ReplyDeleteahhhhhhhhh....
Ok.. Dave told me we would settle who get's the promotion the old fashioned way.. Good ol' 100m dash, winner takes the promotion. So where the fuck is Dave?? OH NO!! IDIOT! He is probably accepting the new promotion right now! God, how could I be so stupid?? This is just like the time I got invited to play a sport, and then found out that the team didn't exist.. neither did the sport.. "Poop-ball". I shoulda known....
ReplyDeleteI ... am ... so ... awesome!
ReplyDeleteI really gotta do less cocaine.
ReplyDeleteI really gotta do more cocaine.
ReplyDeleteMan I've got some serious gas! This is the only position that feels good!
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