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Hun, I couldn't decide on a halloween costume. I'm stuck. No no, I'm literally stuck. I knew it was a bad idea to cram this helmet over the gorilla.
ReplyDeleteActually, we're considered pretty badass on our home planet.
ReplyDeleteVERY FUNNY GANDOLF!!! Now change me back! I'm serious! I'm not walking around as a stupid gorrilla for the rest of my life!! It was bad enough you had already turned me into a newt, but I had JUST gotten better. If you don't I'm gonna get Hercules to go all Hydra-slayer on your ass!!
ReplyDeleteSomebody get this thing off my hea--oh hey, "Who's the Boss" is on...
ReplyDeleteHey there... it's Susan, right? Hi, I'm Randy. Yeah, Randy from Lavalife. ...OH, you weren't expecting a gorilla with an old scuba-diving helmet stuck on his head? ...Yeah, my online picture is a little old, I admit, but it IS me... I just, you know, used to work out a lot more.
ReplyDeleteGrrrr, children! Don't watch to much TV, or your head will turn into a TV set like me! I watched too much TV, and look what happened to me! In fact, don't watch ANY TV! That shit rots your brain, children! Any minute now your brains could turn to liquid and leak out your ears! It could happen when you're sleeping, and you'll wake up in a puddle of your own brains. If you wake up at all! And then-- What? Too much? Did I go to far? Sorry. I told you I'm passionate about my parts. So, you'll mail my cheque then?
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