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Wednesday, September 30, 2009

Rude woman on phone


7 comments:

  1. Tell him to stop worrying, I found his urine sample.

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  2. No wonder he left you for me, I mean look at you! Little Miss 'I dress like a professional but haven't had a legal job in 10 years, and I'm addicted to talking on my cell phone, while queefing down the street, even though it's one of those display models that doesn't even have a computer chip on the inside'. And WTF is up with that purse? It looks like a colostomy bag for your shoulder. I, also, can't believe that your hand is permanently stuck like that from giving too many reach arounds. Jesus definitely doesn't love you!

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  3. Ohhh so he found me on youtube, eh? ...Oh don't look so shocked, Susan, everyone dabbles in internet porn from time to time.

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  4. Listen, woman. this coffee is gonna look darn good all down the front of your overpriced skirtsuit there if you don't stop pretending you're talking to Stan. He's hiking in the Alps right now. Mm hm, sans cell phone. Yeah, that's right. There's a whole woooorld of things you don't know about Stan.

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  5. Oh, is that Ian? Tell him I say, "hi"... ask him how Angie's doing... oh, tell him I'm having a potluck this weekend, can he make it?... okay, great and tell him to bring Angie... Oooh! Tell him about that new girl at work that thought I was in my 40's! Can you believe it?... Ask him how old he would think I was if he didn't know me... aww... tell him he's just being a kiss ass, ha ha!... tell him he better watch it or, I'm going to tell Angie he's flirting with me!... tell him he is SO!... Ask him if-- what?? No, I don't want to talk to him.

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  6. What? What the hell's he talking about, did I ever use those 23 condoms, face mask, bottle of lube, and Swiffer duster he lent me? I never borrow-ohhhhh... wait. Ok, yes, I'm having another Saturday night flashback...

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