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Thursday, September 10, 2009

Segway Time Machine - Trev


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  1. So then I says "It's the flex capacitor!" and these Arab guys start throwing plutonium at me...

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  2. [woman on segway] MY HANDS! MY HANDS ARE FUSED TO THE-- oh, false alarm, heh heh, sorry.

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  3. I was leading our forces against thine feared Black Dragon, when I heard a wizard behind me call forth "OH SHIT!" and then BLAM! A bright light, and I was standing upon this magic wagon surrounded by oddly dressed folk who speak with a horrible accent. How did you arrive here?

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  4. So then I says "Were you there? How do you know there were no segways in the Middle Ages?" Then I whacks him with my wooden replica of Excalibur and segways very fast.

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  5. Dearly beloved, we are gathered here today to unite this woman and.... well, no one.  I mean, let's face it, all of us here today are pretty sure we're going to be single forever, right?  that's ok, though - we all have light sabres at home, if ya know what i'm sayin....

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  6. psioo! psioo-psioo!

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  7. Doth thou thinketh I look fair thee well carousing the fine streets of Camelot astride my trusty steed?

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  8. Do you think I look nerdy enough? Maybe I should mount my laptop to this thing and play WoW while I ride around ...

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