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So then I says "It's the flex capacitor!" and these Arab guys start throwing plutonium at me...
ReplyDelete[woman on segway] MY HANDS! MY HANDS ARE FUSED TO THE-- oh, false alarm, heh heh, sorry.
ReplyDeleteI was leading our forces against thine feared Black Dragon, when I heard a wizard behind me call forth "OH SHIT!" and then BLAM! A bright light, and I was standing upon this magic wagon surrounded by oddly dressed folk who speak with a horrible accent. How did you arrive here?
ReplyDeleteSo then I says "Were you there? How do you know there were no segways in the Middle Ages?" Then I whacks him with my wooden replica of Excalibur and segways very fast.
ReplyDeleteDearly beloved, we are gathered here today to unite this woman and.... well, no one. I mean, let's face it, all of us here today are pretty sure we're going to be single forever, right? that's ok, though - we all have light sabres at home, if ya know what i'm sayin....
ReplyDeletepsioo! psioo-psioo!
ReplyDeleteDoth thou thinketh I look fair thee well carousing the fine streets of Camelot astride my trusty steed?
ReplyDeleteDo you think I look nerdy enough? Maybe I should mount my laptop to this thing and play WoW while I ride around ...
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